Josiahs Fan Fiction Final

Josiahs Fanfic draft

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

The case of the adventure that never was

On a crisp morning much like this Finn wanted Jake to come on a walk with him

"Come on Jake, it'll be fun as!" said Finn

"Ooh I don't wanna, I want to stay home and watch infomercials on TV," replied Jake who was sitting on the couch.

"Dude, I didn't want to tell you this but for a dog, you're fat and it embarrasses me out in public, so get up because you don't have a choice in the matter," yelled Finn from the front door.

After another 20 minutes of encouragement by Finn, Jake reluctantly gets off the couch stumbles out the door to meet Finn who is waiting at the letterbox and the two friends set out on their walk unaware of the adventure that awaits them.

After one hour of walking the two friends found themselves in the countryside near Candy Kingdom, Jake all of a sudden blurts out "what's that awful smell?".

Finn replied, " well I did fart 30 seconds ago and I was hoping that you wouldn't notice".

"No, no it's not your fart I'm smelling," said Jake "I like the smell of yours but this smell is just pure stench. It smells like Indian food and a baby diaper combined together".

"Oh yea," said Finn, "It smells like someones vomit covered it burnt hair".

"No one should ever have to smell this," exclaimed Jake, "lets find whatever it is that's causing the smell and get rid of it forever".

"Forever?" said Finn.

"Yes Finn, forever," replied Jake.



So off they went, they followed it high and low, left to right, through swamps and over mountains till finally they were walking beside a river when Jake called Finn over to tell him he had found some footprints in the mud.

"Hey Finn, I've found some footprints in the mud," said Jake.

"Are they big scary footprints? Because if they are I'm getting out of here right now," replied Finn.

"No they're not scary," Jake said while morphing his hand into a magnifying glass to take a closer look, "but this footprint does have eight toes, oh my gosh this footprint has eight toes!".

"Eight toes?"

"Eight freaken toes," said Jake in excitement, "Finn I want to go and find the person with eight toes".

"What? I thought we were going to get rid of the disgusting smell remember?" Finn said confused "forever?".

"Trust me Finn," Jake said with confidence, "if this was a food chain the person with eight toes would be number one and the disgusting smell would be at number 17, below alien invasion but above a cat with three eyes".

"Ok your the boss," replied Finn, "You lead the way".



So the two adventure enthusiasts set their sail for a new course in search for the person with eight toes. They followed the footprints through a field of lavender, then through a field of clover, through a field of sunflowers and finally through a field or roses which left them with a few scratches and they weren't happy about it.

"I'm not happy about that field of roses Finn, it left me with a lot of scratches," yelled Jake in frustration.

"Jake why are you just copying whatever the narrator says?" said Finn.

"I'm not doing that and if I am its purely a coincidence," replied Jake, "nothing more". 

"Ok whatever you say," murmured Finn, "I'm just saying sometimes you need to make your own lines".

"What did you say?" snapped Jake.

"I just said sometimes the narrator steals your lines so he can get the glory, but you shouldn't be doing that Mr Narrator," said Finn shaking his fist angrily at the sky.

"Dude, who are you shaking your fist at?" said Jake pointing his finger, "the narrator is in that car over there. I can't believe you didn't notice. He follows us everyday it's part of our contract with Nickelodeon".

Jake and Finn stood their for a while under the setting sun debating their contract. The day was coming to end when they realised this was the first day in six months that they had not finished an adventure they set out to do.

"Finn, I just realised this is the first day in six months that we haven't finished one of our adventures," said Jake.

"Jake you just copied him again," replied Finn.

"Copied who again?"

Copied me again you idiot, I've had enough of this so I'm getting out of here. See you two again tomorrow for another boring adventure.

The End